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CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6408	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	8640
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	961	Mines Excavated:	1264
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	1405	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	972
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	445	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

awkward pickup lines, bad pickup lines, best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, CraftyPickUpLines, cringy pickup lines, DATING, embarrassing pickup lines!!, FLIRTING, flirty lines, funny pickup lines, good pickup lines, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line success, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup line

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	136

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!