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Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Farms Harvested:	831
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Enchantments Applied:	105	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	343	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	184
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5299	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6520	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!