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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 813 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.