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boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI

ai, Boomers, boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI, Conspiracy Theory, critical thinking, DETECTIVES, digital manipulation, edited, fact-checking, Fake, generation gap, gullible, internet culture, media literacy, Misinformation, moon landing, PHOTO, skepticism, social media, Technology, viral content

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety-inducing jobs., anxiety-inducing professions, anxiety-ridden occupations, CraftyAnxietyCraft, demanding fields, demanding occupations, fast-paced careers, fast-paced work, high anxiety professions, high pressure careers, high stress jobs, high-pressure work, high-stress industries, intense work environments, nerve-wracking careers, nerve-wracking jobs, non-stop pressure, pressure-cooker jobs, stressful jobs, tension-filled professions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

Abuse, Accountability, aggression, assault, cnn, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights abuses, international law, Invasion, Justice, Men, occupied territories, russians, russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer, sexual violence, Trauma, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	7105	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, budget-friendly meals, cheap food, childhood favorite, comfort food, convenience food, economical dining, EternalEats, everyday eats, fast food, favorite snacks, frugal food, go-to meal, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive eats, low-cost dining, Minecraft, Server, street food, tasty treats, value meals

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1877
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	50803
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!