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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7284 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉