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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	6839	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magic Items Found:	3263

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!