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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6116 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.