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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6968 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.