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PezeshCraft2021

elected, election, iran, Massoud Pezeshkian, new, PezeshCraft2021, president

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	352
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

NoNewsJustBlocks

articles, Communication, Digital, Extinction, Future, History, INFORMATION, Journalism, journalism career, journalism ethics, journalism industry, journalism profession, Media, News, newspaper, NoNewsJustBlocks, obsolete, ONLINE, Print, publications, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchantments Applied:	76	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5

lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

activism, colors, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, far right, hijack, Identity, Indigo, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Political, pride, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, Server, Significance, Social Issues, SPIRITUAL, symbol

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Join our server and help us hijack the faggot symbol to rescue the REAL rainbow with all 7 colors! Did you know faggots are afraid of the spiritual color indigo? It’s true! Join us on our quest to bring back the true rainbow and uncover the secrets of the missing color. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild and wacky mission? Join now and let’s bring back the rainbow in style!

Crafty27 Minecraft Server

Crafty27, desire for relationship, Despair, emotional isolation, fear of rejection, feeling isolated, frustration with dating, hopelessness, Insecurity, lack of experience, Loneliness, longing for affection, longing for love, longing for romance, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking companionship, seeking love and connection, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, yearning for connection, yearning for intimacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal loneliness! Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual ladies in no time. Our pixelated princesses are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with real women and hello to endless flirtatious banter with our AI-powered NPCs. Who needs real warmth when you can cuddle up to a virtual babe in our custom-built love shack? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the digital romance begin!

CraftyProposalZilla

adhd, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boyfriend, breach of trust, Communication, CraftyProposalZilla, Disappointment, Effort, Gratitude, marriage proposal, milestone moment, overstep, passive aggressive, Planning, relationship, second proposal, Support, text message, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2395	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Farms Harvested:	777	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Lydia’s proposal story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like Lydia’s friend meddling in her proposal plans, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, anything can happen.

And just like Lydia’s boyfriend struggling with planning, you’ll find yourself facing challenges that require quick thinking and creativity to overcome. Can you rise to the occasion and conquer the chaos?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as Lydia’s proposal saga. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own epic tale to tell!

CloudCrafters

Accuracy, ai art, Artificial Intelligence, cartoon, cloud based services, cloud computing, CloudCrafters, computer generated art, creativity, digital art, funny, Future, humor, innovation, machine learning, meme, Old man yells at cloud, prediction, satire, Simpsons, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	9876
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the AI art comes ALIVE, literally! our clouds are filled with old men who yell at you as you build your pixelated empire. but don’t worry, they’re just grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet.

we have a secret underground world where you can battle giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow-colored llamas. but be careful, the llamas have a taste for human flesh.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. just be prepared for the potato to demand sacrifices in return.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the angry old men in the clouds).

HypertensionCraft

“Youth, adolescents, adolescents health, arterial stiffness, Attention, brain health, cardiovascular health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, health, high blood pressure, hypertension, HypertensionCraft, Learning tasks, Medical research, memory impairment, mental health, stiff arteries, Working Memory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9970
Magic Items Found:	1735	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it will make ur brain BIGGER and BETTER than ever before!! like, if u got high blood pressure and stiff arteries, dis server will make u a GENIUS!! u will be able to build the most EPIC structures and solve the craziest puzzles in no time!! forget about school, dis server will teach u everything u need to know!! ur brain will be so POWERFUL, u will be unstoppable!! so join now and become the smartest player in da game!! #brainpower #minecraftgenius #joinus

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

484877946, Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, Rentry, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	184	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a wild adventure in the lands between, where you can craft and build to your heart’s content.

Our latest patch includes epic new features like dragon mounts and diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball. And don’t even get us started on the character planners – you can create a warrior so strong, they can punch a creeper into next week!

But that’s not all, folks. Our interactive map will guide you through treacherous dungeons and hidden treasures, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and exploding sheep. And if you’re feeling lonely, just use the group password “erg” to join forces with other players and conquer the world together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Silvershower Heartstrings, Simulators, special program, Spino Doubleblaster, Splendor of Tranquil Waters, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 4.8, Wiki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Farms Harvested:	485
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a pack of Endermen on a rampage.

We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, with events that will make you say “Holy sheep, I gotta get in on this!” From building contests to epic battles against the Wither, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re worried about getting griefed, don’t fret! Our mods are more vigilant than a pack of wolves guarding their territory. They’ll make sure your creations are safe from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, once you step foot on our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s more addictive than trying to find a stronghold without a map!

CupBlockerGF – No sips allowed!

Allowed, arguments, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cup, CupBlockerGF, Exclusivity, living together, love, ownership, personal items, possessiveness, relationship, Respect, rules, sharing, sips, Thermos, Understanding, Water

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cup-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious thermos from your thirsty GF who just can’t seem to understand the sacred bond between a man and his water vessel.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect cup for your GF so she’ll finally leave your thermos alone. Battle against hordes of mobs who try to steal your precious drinkware, all while defending your right to have things that are just yours (like a cup, apparently).

But beware, things may get heated as arguments break out over the importance of sharing cups and the true meaning of love. Will you stand your ground and protect your thermos at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure and let your GF take a sip? The choice is yours on our outrageously dramatic Minecraft server. Join now and let the cup-sharing chaos begin!