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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8935 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!