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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2396 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!