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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6266 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 104 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).