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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5984 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 1605 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!