Chaosiums Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Crops Grown:	7303	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchantments Applied:	57	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	660

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	288	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2682	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1739
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mines Excavated:	1081	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6127
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!