MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Buildings Constructed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	6075
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2419	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	5969
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	7654
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2369
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	469
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

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