chaos golem – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LoveCrafted Minecraft Server

DATING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing habits, embarrassing moments, forgiveness, forgiveness in marriage, funny, funny stories, Laughter, long term relationship, love, LoveCrafted, Marriage, marriage tips, MARRIED, Minecraft, mistake, Overlook, reddit, relationship, relationship advice, Server, Spouse

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the married folks out there looking for some excitement. Join us and create unforgettable memories with your spouse as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.

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OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

aging, alternative lifestyles, Benefits, blocks, Challenges, childfree, CONS, Decision making, Family Planning, freedom, fulfillment, Kids, Lifestyle, no children, OldCraft, over 40, parenting, personal choice, Pros, regrets, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, societal expectations

Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

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PhilippinePayouts

bilateral relations, China, compensation, Damage, diplomatic tensions, disputed sea, economic impact, foreign policy, Hostilities, international relations, legal dispute, maritime conflict, military confrontation, payment, PhilippinePayouts, Philippines, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial dispute

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.

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MoviePhoneGoodbye

cinematic tropes, Communication, dialogue, Entertainment, Etiquette, Film Characters, film cliches, film dialogue, film industry, Hollywood, Manners, movie moments, movie scenes, MoviePhoneGoodbye, movies, on-screen interactions, phone calls, phone etiquette, screenwriting, scriptwriting, social cues

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

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PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

anti-Pec monoclonal antibody, Cancer, cancer progression, clinical benefit, Ec peptide, IGF-1Ec isoform, Metastases, PecBlockerCraft, proliferation, Prostate, prostate cancer, STOP, tumor repair

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

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Welcome to EmpireCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream at our 18+ White-listed ice cream social!

+18, administrators, bedrock, Casual, Community, Connections, cream, creativity, discord server, EmpireCraft, flexibility, global players., hands off, Ice, java, Moderators, new generation, No Resets, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

EmpireCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support)
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Creativity and Building Connections
Age Requirement	Primarily 18+ with some exceptions

Server Rules

Respect your fellow players. No bullying, bigotry, hate speech, or derogatory language of any kind.
No griefing, stealing, or mean-spirited trolling.
No cheating, hacking, use of x-ray, or similar actions.

Join Our Discord Server

If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?	EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions.
Are there any planned resets for the server?	There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group.
What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server?	EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay.
How can I apply to join the server?	Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining.

Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, criminal activity, dark secrets, Epsteins, Escape, Evidence, investigation, jeffrey epstein, Justice, Minecraft, murder, Pedophiles, powerful individuals, scandal, Server, speculation, suspicious, unanswered questions, unsolved mystery, wealthy elite

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

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TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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LaundryCraft: Boyfriend Edition

adulting, Boundaries, Boyfriend, chore chart, Chores, cleanliness standards, Communication, compromise, Edition, equal distribution, Expectations, Gender Roles, Household Management, household tasks, Laundry, laundry habits, LaundryCraft, modern relationships, moving in together, personal space, relationship dynamics, separate laundry, shared responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness and chore distribution! Join us for a wild ride of organizing virtual spaces and creating chore charts for your pixelated household.

Are you tired of being someone’s Minecraft mommy, constantly cleaning up after them while they leave their virtual clothes lying around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict chore chart system to ensure that everyone pulls their weight in the digital world.

Join us and experience the thrill of sitting down with your Minecraft partner to discuss your demands for a clean virtual space. Create your own chore chart and assign specific tasks to each player, just like in real life!

And the best part? No more joint laundry! That’s right, each player gets their own virtual laundry basket and closet space. Say goodbye to folding your partner’s virtual boxers, because on our server, we believe in independence when it comes to digital laundry.

So come on in and join our Minecraft server, where keeping your virtual space clean is serious business. And remember, if you think doing the laundry is a “woman’s job,” it’s 2024 – there’s something wrong with you!

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MineLaid – Minecraft Server

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, desperate measures, EXTREME, getting laid, hooking up, Minecraft, MineLaid, one night stand, Outrageous, outrageous behavior, relationships, Risky, scandalous, seduction, Server, Unconventional, unconventional methods, unconventional tactics, Wild

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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