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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9662 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
