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NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4223	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	494
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!