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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3664 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!
we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
