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CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimension Hops:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	189436
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	6

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	6335
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	721
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2837	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	2425	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Emeralds Found:	7013
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

Camping With a Fire Edition, Central Shroud, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Events, fight club, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Haukke Manor, In-game Events, Linkshells, Maduin, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Shirogane, Spooky Club HD, The Wolf of Wallstreet, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, XIV, xivg

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3560	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!