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  • Adulting is Hard Minecraft SMP

    Adulting is Hard Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, gather ’round all you pixelated warriors and my fellow blocky bandits, ’cause have I got a mystical Minecraft journey lined up for you, or what? Forget about your boring IRL adulting responsibilities, like paying taxes or doing laundry (ugh, who even folds clothes?!) and embrace the chaotic mayhem of joining the most bonkers SMP ever! Why? Well, lemme hit you with some absurd reasons that’ll definitely make you want to dive headfirst into this digital madness.

    1. Epic Enchantments of Eldritch Proportions! Ever seen a full diamond armor with unicorn horn?? Didn’t think so! The last dude who tried to leave the server without at least one pair of enchanted Crocs was turned into a potato and now lives in the Nether. True story! Join us and maybe you’ll find the legendary "Boots of Havoc," which, rumor has it, allow you to moonwalk on lava! Just one slip-up, and you might transform into a flaming campfire—YUM!

    2. Crafting Cows that Solve World Problems! Can’t figure out how to balance your budget? Our cows can! They’ll moo you breakthrough financial advice! Just be ready to feed them a steady diet of enchanted hay, otherwise, they might start giving you "inspiration" by chewing your house down. Yeah, redstone isn’t the only thing that’ll get you fired up!

    3. Inter-Dimensional PVP with Cosmic Beings! Forget normal PvP; you’ll fight against the dimension-hopping Space Larry who steals your diamonds and hides them in alternate universes—yes, he’s a total jerk. Don’t worry, he has a beef with the Ender Dragon too, so teaming up with him is basically like asking a badger for help against a bear. It’s weirdly strategic and totally wouldn’t lead to your untimely demise, right?

    4. Treasure Hunts with Surprise Lasers! Who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt, especially when it includes laser traps set by disgruntled parrots who think they are the next Indiana Jones? And trust me, you’ll want to dodge those lasers unless you fancy looking like a disco ball the next time you log into the server. Pro tip: bring chickens; they distract the parrots. Somehow.

    5. The Legend of the Missing Cake! Legend has it, there was once an epic birthday cake, but it went missing (probably stolen by those pesky Endermen), and if you can find the pieces, you might—or might not—end up summoning the Great Cake of Doom. Some say it’ll grant you unlimited cake slices… but most say it’ll just slap you with a soggy sponge. Either way, #WorthIt!

    6. Vegetable Trading with Squidward’s Far-Removed Cousin! If you ever wanted to swap carrots for enchanted pickles while arguing with an octopus, this is your calling. I mean, who doesn’t want to barter with a sentient fruit salad? You’ll never experience true happiness until you try to haggle over a stack of melons with a dude who claims to have an intergalactic bank account!

    In conclusion: being a young adult in real life is like trying to mine with a wooden pickaxe in a world full of obsidian and dragons. So, basically, if you don’t want to end up as someone’s potato in the real world, hop on this Minecraft SMP. Grab your virtual pickaxe and let’s dive into a chaotic mess of blocks, bizarre quests, and skill-building activities that’ll make low-key adulting seem like a mini-game! See you in the land where logic is just a suggestion! 🌈💥

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  • Aetheria

    Aetheria

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    Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

    mc.aetheriaroleplay.com

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  • DrugLegends

    DrugLegends

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    One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

    [+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

    org.druglegends.net

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  • CraftCadia Network

    CraftCadia Network

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    Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

    We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

    IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

    cadia.co

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  • SkyPrison

    SkyPrison

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    SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

    But wait there’s more.

    SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

    * PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

    * McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

    Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

    Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

    Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

    mc.skyprison.net

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  • PotatoMC

    PotatoMC

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    Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

    1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

    Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

    play.potatomc.com

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  • Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation

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    Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

    -> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

    Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

    Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

    play.azalelnation.com

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  • ArkFlame Network

    ArkFlame Network

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    ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

    play.arkflame.com

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  • Minecraft SkyBlock Server

    Minecraft SkyBlock Server

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    SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

    kreavetka.ru

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  • Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

    Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

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    Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

    cubeside.de

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  • Desteria

    Desteria

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    Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

    • Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

    These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

    We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

    If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

    org.desteria.net

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