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ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	10000	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3351
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	378	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2104	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Villages Defended:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	12

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7671
Emeralds Found:	4059	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Emeralds Found:	8704	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Zombie Dances:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.