Chainsawfags – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

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CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

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SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

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SharkCraft: Womb Edition

Artificial Uterus, conservation, Edition, Endangered Shark Species, Endangered species, Environmental Science, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanography, Population, Preemie Sharks, Reproduction, research, scientists, shark conservation, Shark Population Management, Shark Reproduction, SharkCraft, Technology, wildlife, wildlife conservation, WOMB

yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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PixelPioner

ADMIN, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Helper, KitPvP, Laser_Phil, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, PixelPixelMonty, programmer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

PixelPioner.aternos.me:17740

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Vanillium

Anarchy, Chat, Cheating, Cities, Community, Creative, Development, earnings, Griefing, imagination, Improvement, Longevity, open world, Prohibition, restoration, Roleplaying, Survival, swearing, theft, Toxicity, Vanilla, VANILLIUM

Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

vanillium.xyz

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DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, bakers, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, data mining, DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, endwalker, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, maintenance, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Patch 7.0, Preliminary Notes, Resources, Server, Twitch Campaign, Updates

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.

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