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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!

51BillionJobs, Africa, bilateral relations, China, collaboration, CraftyChina, development projects, economic boost, economic development, employment, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, growth, Infrastructure, Investment, job creation, Jobs, long-term commitment, opportunities, Partnership, Trade

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Animals Bred:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!

Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!

9 million, antidepressants, antipsychotic medications, benzodiazepines, Cannabis, CRAZE, Dip, Dispensing, INCREASE, insured patients., legalised cannabis, medical use, meds, mixup, new study, recreational use, tranquilisers, US states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

so, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

What is the IP for CashNastyReacts Minecraft Server?

basketball videos, cash gaming, cash plays, CashNastyReacts, face scan creation nba 2k25, funny videos clean, Gaming, gaming videos, Minecraft, nba 2k25, nba 2k25 basketball, nba 2k25 mycareer, nba 2k25 mycareer facescan, nba 2k25 myteam, nba 2k25 pack opening, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

CashNastyReacts is a popular YouTube personality known for his reaction videos and gaming content. With a charismatic personality and entertaining commentary, he has attracted a large following of fans who enjoy his humorous and engaging videos. CashNastyReacts is also known for collaborating with other YouTubers and participating in gaming tournaments.

Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is the server name!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], age requirement, armor stands, Community, Content Creation, Content Creator, Custom Items, dnd, Events, family friendly, games, gaming district, gilded, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, streaming, subscriber count, teamwork, Vanilla, Videos

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+

Server Overview
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!


Must be over 18 Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices. Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community. Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well. If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite. Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team. No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.
No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Server Setup
No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs. Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server. We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area. The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

Server Setup

No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs.
Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server.
We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area.
The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

If you’re interested, please fill out the application here and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

Touhou Game Minecraft Server

anticipation, bullet hell, Characters, danmaku, Fan Made, Fandom, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, indie, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, release date, series, Server, shoot ’em up, touhou, touhou project, Upcoming, video game, ZUN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the next Touhou game to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block is a pixelated danmaku bullet and every mob is a cute anime girl ready to kick your butt.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive mini-games like “Spell Card Showdown” where you have to dodge bullets while trying to build a house, and “Marisa’s Magic Maze” where you have to navigate through a labyrinth of spell cards to reach the treasure at the end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Reimu Hakurei herself, who will challenge you to a danmaku duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get your Touhou fix without having to wait for ZUN to release another game!

International Fashionista Minecraft SMP

cross-cultural fashion, cultural attire, cultural fashion, dressing abroad, dressing internationally, fashion abroad, fashion around the world, fashion diversity, fashion trends, fashionista, global dressing, global style, global wardrobe, International, international dressing, international fashion, international style, Minecraft, multicultural fashion, smp, traditional attire, traditional clothing, world fashion, world style

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pixelated clothes in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fashion-forward friend, because on our server, we have a wardrobe full of international fashion trends just waiting for you to rock! From traditional Japanese kimonos to flashy Brazilian carnival costumes, you’ll be the talk of the server in your stylish new threads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Fairy, who will grant you three wishes to upgrade your wardrobe even further. Want diamond-encrusted armor that sparkles in the sunlight? Done. How about a cape made of pure obsidian that billows dramatically behind you as you walk? Consider it done!

So come join us on our server and show off your unique style to the world. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of the elusive Fashion Police, who roam the server looking for the most stylish players to feature in their monthly fashion magazine. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to strut your stuff and become a fashion icon in the world of Minecraft!

WantedSoBadMC SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping, Emotional healing, emotional pain, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, longing, love, moving forward, moving on, relationships, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, unrequited love, WantedSoBadMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Emeralds Found:	9953	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not hearts.

NoMoreCreepers

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, Destruction, environmental damage, Extinction, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, harmful chemicals, industrial pollution, NoMoreCreepers, ocean pollution, overconsumption, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic waste, Waste, water pollution, wildlife extinction

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

If you could delete one thing forever from this planet, it would definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! Seriously, these guys are more explosive than a creeper with a TNT addiction. Join our server and help us rid the world of these green menaces once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ultimate creeper boss, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a chicken. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow some stuff up…I mean, save the world!

ZumaCraft: Love at First Block

16th wife, African royalty, BLOCK, controversial, cultural practices, DAUGHTER, Eswatini king, family dynamics, Jacob Zuma, love, Marriage, Monarchy, News, POLYGAMY, relationships, royal family, royal wedding, south africa, Swaziland, tabloid fodder, traditional customs, ZumaCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	130
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty

RSV Vax Fun Land

2023, 2024.., Adults, age 60+, Effectiveness, Fun, hospitalization prevention, hospitalizations, immunization, Land, March, multicenter study, October, older adults, Prevention, public health, respiratory syncytial virus, RSV, RSV vaccination, study results, united states, vaccination effectiveness, Vax

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	62	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis EPIC Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!

So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”

And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!

Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!

So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!