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KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	736
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Potions Brewed:	193
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	2668
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9067
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!