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BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4254	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	6237
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ores Mined:	2102

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	194	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	508
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!