Chad salmon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SalmonCraft: Where Chad’s Rule and Fish Swim

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, aquatic life, Chad salmon, Chads, Competition, environmental factors, Evolution, fertilization, Fish, genetic diversity, Instincts, mating, mortality, natural selection, predator-prey dynamics, Reproduction, reproductive success, rule, salmon eggs, SalmonCraft, species survival., Survival of the Fittest, swim

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where survival of the fittest is taken to a whole new level! Imagine a world where you can mate like a Chad salmon and fertilize as many eggs as you want. Some players may only fertilize one egg, while others will end up as food and die off. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but only the strongest will survive.

Join us and experience the thrill of competition and survival like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable and wild world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your survival skills in a way you’ve never imagined before!

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	858632

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Farms Harvested:	628
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4785
Animals Bred:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Divine Spears Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1473	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2439
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	5106	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!