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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5670	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	114
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5087
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2825	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2424
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!