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MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3459	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3379
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	124
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

Action Game, bros, Characters, competitive, Entertainment, Fighting Game, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Heres, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, online play, SMASH, smash bros, smp, super smash bros, video game

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

What are Minecraft servers like GospelCraft ?

BIBLE, biblical, Christian, Christianity, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, FAITH, Fellowship, Game, gospel, Kingdom, Plugins, Principles, PvE, Religion, Roleplay, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Survival, Towny, Worship

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

FaithfulMC – A Christian Minecraft server that offers a similar experience to GospelCraft , focusing on incorporating biblical principles into gameplay.
ChristianCraft – Another Minecraft server dedicated to providing a Christian gaming experience, with plugins and features that promote scripture and gospel teachings.
ChurchCraft – A server that combines Minecraft gameplay with a focus on church-related activities, events, and discussions, perfect for players looking to explore their faith in a virtual world.
HolyCraft – A unique Minecraft server that blends traditional gameplay with religious themes, offering a one-of-a-kind experience for players seeking spiritual enrichment while gaming.
HeavenCraft – A server that offers a heavenly Minecraft experience, with themed areas, quests, and challenges that reflect biblical stories and teachings, perfect for players seeking a religiously inspired gaming experience.

GospelCraft.com

ARCTIC

Adventure, Arctic, Community, Cross-Play, Decision making, Discord, Discord link, Dynamic world, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Skills, strategy, survival adventure, survival gameplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crops Grown:	8698
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	163
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.

Stay Connected: Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/BBkXHPyhvw

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.

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Dooby Minecraft Server

Dooby, dooby like that, it dooby, like that, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4389
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Dragon Eggs Found:	8777

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

#WakeUp, addicted, apartment, Based, Call, disgusted, flipping burgers, hippies, Homeless, homelessness, Job, Kids, Lazy, Leeching, Minecraft, Mortgage, Nazis, neets, parenting, parenting skills, perma-welfare, smp, wake up call, Welfare

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

Odiecraft

commonsense, Friendly, good ping, Google hardware, Keepinventory, max view distance 32, Minecraft, No Griefing, Odiecraft, Phantoms Disabled, Server, sethome command, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

I decided to make a powerful Minecraft server with some quality of life changes.

keepInventory is on, so that you don’t lose items on death. Phantoms are disabled.

Everyone has the /sethome command.

The max view distance is set to 32.

It is running on Google hardware so it should have a good ping.

The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server (no griefing).

Try us out!

odiecraft.com

Winning Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8516	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your loot? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re winning! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll automatically be showered with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon to ride around on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the only rule is to have fun and remember: on our server, we’re winning!