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Crafty TNT Walmart – Where Buying a Bazooka is Totally Normal!

American laws, Bazooka, Buying, controversial, Crafty, crime, Ethics, firearms, girl, illegal, Jail, morality, normal, Paying, punishment, regulations, Retail, sex, shopping, society, Tnt, Totally, Walmart, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	163
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Potions Brewed:	94
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

OtterCraft Online

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	6928	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	478

Otter Craft is a Survival server, as well as we sometimes offer custom SMP’s

Its not usual for us to offer custom SMP’s

ottercraft.online

Plaice For Space MC

Builders, Creative, forever.., free to play, Moderators, new, Players, Scratch, Server, Staff, Vip

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2779	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

BUILDERS, PLAYERS, STAFF, VIP NEEDED

WE ARE A BRAND NEW SERVER STARTING FROM SCRATCH

WE NEED NEW PLAYERS TO CONTRIBUTE TO BUILDING OUR SERVER AND WE NEED MODERATORS TOO

WE WILL ALWAYS BE FREE TO PLAY. EVERYTHING IS FREE FOREVER!

plaiceforspace.apexmc.co

Look at it

Minecraft, play.monalangkase.com, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	7477	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Server IP: play.monalangkase.com

play.monalangkase.com

PeakCraft: Where even the creepers ask ‘Is it peak?’

achievement, challenge, confusion, CREEPERS, determination, doubt, goal-setting, mountain climbing, overcoming obstacles, peak, peak season, PeakCraft, perseverance, persistence, Questioning, reaching the top, Repetition, self improvement, success, summit, Top, uncertainty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with endermen and witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Not-So-Evil Villager Cult, where they worship their mighty leader, Steve the Sheep.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cotton Pickin’ Crafters

African Americans, civil rights, controversial, Cotton, cotton picking, Crafters, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HBD, History, human bio diversity, INEQUALITY, Pickin, Political, Races, racism, segregation, Slavery, social justice, southern states, The south

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.

Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PublicSurvival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

PublicSurvival is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network !!!

•Stratos Earth – Survival Minecraft but with a Special map.

PublicSurvival.com

Europlayzone

Citizens, Community, destiny, Economy, Europlayzone, Homes, Journey, Land Claim, land wars, Lands, Minecraft, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Step into our Minecraft realm where you can forge your own lands, lease homes to citizens, and partake in thrilling land wars. Join our community now and embark on a journey where every choice shapes your destiny!

mc.europlayzone.eu

Sapphire VS Hypixel

Crates, Dynmap, Earth, earth-survival, Economy, fancy-features, friendly community, multiplayer, PvP, Streamers, Survival, Teams

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Emeralds Found:	544
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6057
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	4991	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Hypixel	Sapphire
Pros	Pros
Large player base Wide variety of minigames Regular updates and new content Well-established and reputable server	Brand new server with exciting features Economy system Crates and rewards Teams and collaboration Dynmap for easy navigation
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Occasional server lag due to high traffic	May have fewer players initially Potentially less developed or polished compared to Hypixel

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel or Sapphire better for new players?	Both servers have their advantages, with Hypixel offering a wide variety of minigames while Sapphire provides a fresh start with unique features such as an economy system and crates. It ultimately depends on personal preference.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a large player base, while Sapphire being a newer server may have fewer players initially. However, both servers can attract players based on their unique offerings.
Are there regular updates on both servers?	Hypixel is known for its regular updates and new content, while Sapphire may also provide updates and improvements as it grows and develops.