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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4795 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 682 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3160 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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