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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3821 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 6855 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness