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CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	124641	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	237	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1150
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1827
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9308	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	810508
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	193
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).