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Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	2169
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	51225
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	454	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!