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CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5585	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchantments Applied:	109
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Items Found:	7980	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Potions Brewed:	83
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	394528

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?