Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a hoot about your FPS! Play at 30 FPS, 60 FPS, or even 1 FPS – we don’t discriminate!
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a million diamonds? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into the sunset? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world filled with amateur racing car enthusiasts who do what car enthusiasts do best – race like complete amateurs!
Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure or humor? Well, look no further because our server is where the stellar blade discourse is hitting Japan! That’s right, we’ve got bunnies in hoodies with censored parts that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Join our server and become part of the epic debate over whether or not the bunny hoodie should have censored parts. Take sides, form alliances, and maybe even start a riot in the streets of our virtual world. Who knew pixelated bunnies could cause so much drama?
But wait, there’s more! Our devs have a vision that is so out of this world, it’s practically in another dimension. They’re constantly coming up with new and insane ideas to keep you entertained for hours on end. From flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.
So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-boggling Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!
In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!
Are you tired of being a hermit in your own virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
Once upon a time, there was a player just like you who was anti-social and introverted. But after joining our server, they became the life of the block party! They built friendships stronger than diamond armor and laughed so hard, even the Ender Dragon got jealous.
Don’t be a lone wolf in the pixelated wilderness, join our server and experience a world where introverts become extroverts and social butterflies spread their wings. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this wild? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Need staff and help with permissions, for factions first and then skyblock. Currently have a spawnpoint ready for factions and the lobby but not much else. Feel free to contact me through the discord general chat!Join the discord to stay updated!
Embark on thrilling quests across the Seven Kingdoms, build majestic castles, venture into the exotic lands of Essos, discover rich lore and cultures of Essos
Q: Is the server available on both Java and Bedrock editions?
A: Yes, the server is accessible on both Java and Bedrock editions.
Q: Can I build alliances with other players?
A: Yes, you can forge alliances with other players in the game.
Q: Are there specific rules and guidelines to follow on the server?
A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord channel for more information.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed! Or how about teaming up with Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye? And let’s not forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame creepers and ride them into battle!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka, who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a wave of her hand! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon Shisui Michiru, who can make chickens dance to the beat of her pickaxe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures with our incredible lineup of players! Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Pipkin Pippa and a horde of zombie pigmen! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more stolen OCs than you can shake a pickaxe at. Join us for a chance to uncover deleted Braeburned posts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got juicy gossip and scandalous stories to uncover? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!
Survival-Multiplayer server with quest, events and community!
Join our Discord server to be part of our community and stay up to date with new things!
(our server rules can be found on our Discord, if you have any questions you can contact us there)
Welcome to NeuroSMP a survival server that is FREE to play on.Free ranks and Free kits that you unlock with in-game money NOT REAL MONEY as there is literally no www.shop… its a new community made by Minecraft players for Minecraft players and NOT people looking to make a quick bit of money from a server.
free free free The player numbers are low as its a new server but don’t let the low numbers put you off.
Protects spawn area and allows players to apply for spawn permissions to build.
Giveaways
Participate in giveaways and events to win rewards.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question
Answer
Why should I join The Real SMP server?
Your gaming requirements are met with our stable environment, anti-cheat system, player shops, spawn protection, and giveaways. Join to be part of a vibrant community!
How can I create a player shop?
Simply design your shop in the game and start selling items to other players.
Can I build in the spawn area?
Players can apply for spawn permissions to build in the protected spawn area.
How do I participate in giveaways?
Play with friends on the server and keep an eye out for announcements about upcoming giveaways.