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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1723 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 214 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.