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JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Buildings Constructed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Buildings Constructed:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!

aid, Assistance, building, Choice, Community, dependency, deserving, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Feed, Feeding, free, Fun, games, Government, Grief, Hunger, HungryCraft, Life, meets, non-native, Population, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, Struggle, Support, Survival, Welfare

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9189
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.

Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.

And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.

So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

Appearance, Chad, chadcraft, Chads, comparison, Competition, envy, fashion, Frustration, fuckboys, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, MANLET, self esteem, slob, steal, Tall, Ugly, well-dressed, welldressed, young

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

“Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

action, amateur hour, Anime, Atsushi Nakajima, blocks, braindead fans, BUILD, Bungo, bungo stray dogs, Character development, Characters, comedy, criticism, dark humor, Dazai Osamu, detective agency, literary, literary references, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, normalfag, roam, Server, SLOP, Stray, Supernatural, Superpowers, worlds, Writing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Chaos and Nonsense

bullshit, Chaos, Conversation, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet culture, internet trends, memes, nonsense, Online Community, online sharing, photos, Random, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	New Chunks Explored:	927359
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We’ve got everything from hilarious photos to side-splitting videos to the dankest memes you’ve ever seen.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary “LOL” sword, rumored to make your enemies die of laughter. Or team up with other players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable, like a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and uncover their hilarious secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

Crafty Countrymen: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen!

age bias, age discrimination, age-related discrimination, Ageism, countrymen, Crafty, discrimination, discrimination at young age, generational gap, happen, INEQUALITY, injustice, Minecraft, mistreatment, prejudice, Shenanigans, social justice, societal issues, societal norms, unfair treatment, unfairness, young adults, youth discrimination, youth rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of your countrymen constantly causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no countrymen allowed” policy! Join us and escape the madness of your fellow citizens as we embark on epic adventures together.

At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.