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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9896	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3700	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2756
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4888
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	8949
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!