Celestial VIP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Animals Bred:	57	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	2113
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7701
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	1342
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7999
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	67

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	197	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	885175	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!