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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	9799	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2133	Secret Passages Found:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1991	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	106	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	9592
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	9725
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7554

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.