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Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7187	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2362
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5287
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Votes:	9105	Void Armor Forged:	19
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	6286
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Potions Brewed:	183
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	1741
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!