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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3615 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 35 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!