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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 835 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 680 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Votes: | 2658 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 4959 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!