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ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

PenguinPartyCraft

acceptance, Animals, Colony, death, Diversity, emotional, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, love, mourning, Nature, partner, Penguin, PenguinPartyCraft, relationship, Same sex couple, singing, Sphen, Tribute, wildlife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimension Hops:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even the penguins are getting in on the action! we have a colony of singing penguins who mourn their fallen comrade sphen in a beautiful chorus of sorrow. but don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server too! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love like sphen did. join us now for a wacky and wild time you won’t forget!

Mineturf Penitentiary – Where PvP and parole are equally terrifying!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Custom, custom fishing, custom skills, Equally, Free Ranks, Grinding, Journey, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mines, Mineturf, Other, parole, penitentiary, Pickaxe Enchants, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, supply crates, Terrifying, Top Player

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Mineturf Prisons Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mineturf.xyz in your Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.6?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions 1.20 to 1.20.6.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, PvP arena, and more.
How can I get free ranks?	You can earn free ranks by grinding and participating in server activities.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server

agave, Android, Banners, boss gauntlet challenge, co-op wave defense, co-op wave rush, Containment Zone, Enigma, ethereal cloud, Exuvia, Friends Form, Ios, Minecraft, operation midnight, PC, pity banner type details, redemption codes, Resource Pastebin, Server, Snowbreak, Wave Defense

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation Midnight is here to blow your mind with insane challenges and events that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for the Lifting of Fog boss gauntlet challenge where you’ll face off against the toughest mobs in all of Minecraft. Or team up with your friends for Defense Line Zero, a co-op wave defense that will test your teamwork like never before.

But that’s not all! Our special Chapter 3 “Operation Midnight” is now open, but you’ll need to reach Adjutant level 20 for expedited access. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Vidya with her Bespoke Theater weapon or Enya with her Glow of Mystique. These weapons are so powerful, they’ll make your diamond sword look like a wooden stick.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site and join in on the madness. Use our crazy codes like GreatWaifus and Tasteofagave for some extra goodies. And don’t forget to fill out our Friends Form because you’re going to need all the help you can get in this wild world of Minecraft.

Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP: JujutsuCraft

Anime, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Character development, Coming of Age, disabled character, Diversity, emotional depth, friendship, inclusion, Japanese culture, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, representation matters, SHONEN, smp, Supernatural powers, YUTA

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	827	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mines Excavated:	2598	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Yuta is canonically autistic, which means he’s basically a Minecraft genius. He can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to approach.

And let’s not forget about our annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a crown made entirely of wool and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Yuta and the Chicken Army are waiting for you!

WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

aita, Boundaries, Break, caribbean, children, Conflict, discomfort, family, family dynamics, fancy hotel, honeymoon, Hotel, maid of honor, nieces, reception, Resentment, sister, vacation, Wedding, Wedding Night, WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	5787
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life and focus on building your dream world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister booking a room next to yours without permission. In fact, you can build your own luxurious hotel and make sure no unwanted guests crash your honeymoon suite. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your mom tagging along on your romantic getaway – unless, of course, you want her to join in on the fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual bliss?

CraftyAdviceGuru

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: Feelings Edition

autism, cognitive empathy, Communication, Edition, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, empathetic communication, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, feelings, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurotypical, research, sensory processing, social cues, Social Interaction, social perception, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have, like, a totally wild time in Minecraft. we got, like, insane builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes.

and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9890
Players Killed by Monsters:	2072	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4106	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	847
Mines Excavated:	4464	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!