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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9403 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2295 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5337 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!