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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3429 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!