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Wose On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of evil chickens trying to take over the server, or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep who gives out valuable loot in exchange for belly rubs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have dancing mobs and talking sheep, am I right?

Lonely Hug Minecraft Server

Affection, cold heart, comfort, comforting touch, compassion, Emotional healing, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling alone, Hug, Human Connection, Kindness, Loneliness, lonely, longing for a hug, Minecraft, need a hug, reaching out for a hug, sad, seeking comfort, Server, Warm

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1772
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like the only player in the world with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hugs are not only encouraged, they’re mandatory! Our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll never feel lonely again. So come join us and let us warm your cold heart with all the virtual hugs you could ever need!

Equal Male And Female Minecraft SMP Skin Color

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. Don’t worry, they just want to show you their secret dance moves! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Our server is home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like rescuing a group of villagers from a horde of evil llamas or finding the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicornia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game!

Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7327
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4389
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	521
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

Crafty Ass Roll Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	909	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	788	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Farms Harvested:	700
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7664

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

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BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3183

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!