CAW shitter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3749
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	216823
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ores Mined:	4865
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	579

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Animals Bred:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1167	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	68	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Agreement, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, News, opinion, Politics, response, russia, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, VanceCraft, VP announcement

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1006
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!