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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

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Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

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Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Disc Realms Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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**WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

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No Dance Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4216	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Potions Brewed:	138
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	395420	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Underrated causes these astronomical Minecraft Servers